The IT Guy..

... was not it after all... can you hear the big sigh? I really liked him. Wasn't going to write about him. But, he let me down. Two great dates and not even a had a good time, I'll call you sometime message to end it all. What is up with that? Is there some reason why men these days have a hard time saying, it's been fun, but you're not the one? I'm a woman, I can say that! 

It was fun though. He was me, only bigger. I have a little sail boat on my mantle, he has a big one.. like 5 feet long big! I have a small rowboat shelf, he has a bigger one. I have a peak ceiling upstairs; his starts at the ground floor and goes up to the second floor.. have I mentioned that his stuff is like mine only bigger!? (and by the way, that was an interrobang moment). Size does matter and he knows it. One would think that this would make a guy feel good about himself, and maybe it does.. too good (if you get my drift). It is a sad day when the one you want doesn't want you. On the other hand, this could also be a time when the right answer is NO WAY! One can never really know the hidden agenda. I will miss the margaritas.


But moving on, and mostly because I can, last weekend began with the FPE at the DOE.. so many acronyms and so little time, she sighed. He's more risque in his posts than he is in person, which is actually a good thing as it turns out. He is also accurate about his 5'8" height. I find men in general have issues measurements, resulting in the fact that women also have difficulties judging lengths and heights. That said, he does stand at least 2" taller than me while I am in a 1" shoe. Not great, but not bad. Did I mention his tongue yet!? Holy Cow! 


Now, I like a great kiss just as much, and maybe more, as the next gal. But a kiss should not involve having your tonsils cleaned by a giant tongue! Still, he shows potential.We shall see.. he did call back and it looks like maybe a new weekend date.. if he remembers to call again..


In the meantime, the musician has called and we took a bike ride in the rain. I have wet knees and not the way I would prefer.. if you get my drift. That said, a great vibration between one's legs is always to be desired.. yum! The Getaway Man also called and expressed his desire to meet up again. We shall see. As it turns out, there is a cowboy showing some interest as well. You know, my mama said, it never rains but it pours. I think it may be raining men!


~A. Tan Gledmess