Sunday, June 12, 2011

Boy Meets Girl...

And, girl meets boy. (date 3)... They touch, they kiss, and they fall into bed together.. you know what happens next, right? Any warm blooded American male or female can rightly make the assumption that more touching, more feeling, and some Oh God!s will be heard (among other things)... but you would be wrong. He turns away, says how nice it is to have her in bed with him, and commences snoring. In the morning, he awakens before she does, quietly gets dressed and finds a seat in the living room, watching tv. WTH!? A perfectly willing naked woman in his bed and he is watching tv?? Someone may need to explain this to me because I certainly don't get it.

A short time later, she gets up.. having realized that he is not coming back to bed. She dresses and finds the living room (and him). A stilted conversation takes place about how she doesn't need to be awake, how he remembers she said she needed coffee before having a conversation in the morning, and how he was simply being nice... (WHAT!?). There is no way to have a conversation on this.. not then, maybe not ever, so after that morning cup of coffee, she finds her way home (What? Where are you going? You don't have to leave...). Damn.. 5am is early! A perfectly good possibility bites the dust because he is not ready, unsure, and trying to be nice.. not like other guys... 
 
I am so confused.. isn't that HER line? When did the tables get turned and what can it all mean?






~A. Tan Gledmess

5 comments:

  1. Definitely an interrobang moment!?

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  2. Umm...well...I don't think i've ever heard of a man turning down a willing woman, but, seems you found him. So, maybe the take it slow, enjoy the time spent, and have the acrobatics another time?

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  3. oh man,.. I just don't think so. This guy thinks he has all the answers - a psychiatrist without the degree. Really? If I wanted to be analyzed, I'd pay someone to do it! I'm thinking he need an Rx to make things work and can't simply fess up... and since he is between jobs, it is not likely to happen anytime soon.

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  4. Sounds like he needs to put his degree-less knowledge to personal use....himself. I agree, that's odd. Very odd. And, the comment about coffee...OH MY, I do believe that I'd be showing him exactly how bitchy I could be without coffee.

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